14 ladies, one man, 4 citreons, 7 wingmirrors, 3 footballs, 800 euros of food, 4 bottles of bourbon, 58 bottles of beer,12 bottles of pink fizz, 3 bottles of vodka, 75 oreos, 14 spoons, 5 singstar discs, 1 "voice", 2 pairs of goggles, 1 poker set...1 amazing villa, 1 amazing view, 1 amazing pool. Chilling in the sun with awesome company and fine banter- priceless.
Highpoints
- "Groundhog Bragg"
- Sal's James bond film-like emergence from pool (the uncut version)
- Shadow puppets/the professional-looking shapes of Nicola A Ofoego
- 3hour "I have never" extravaganza
- Diving headers
- Alfresco dining
- Marky on tequila
- Marky on bugs
- Marky on bugs and tequila
- The logistics of getting chinese takeaways to mermaids
- Wingmirror jousting/wacky races
- Mark in the smallest blue car ever pulling lewis hamilton-like racing lines
- Spoons
- Real bad "Pool gymnastics"
- Sonal as Jennifer Grey
- Sal as a fumbling patrick swayze ;)
- En suite bathrooms
- Willo-the-whisp speed of getting everything done/all mucking in to cook
- Laughing till throat, stomach hurt
- Bruised forehead
- Dag:the postergirl of pool maintenance
- Howden/penrose succumbing to scrabble goggles and displaying really quite irrational behaviour..actually choosing to stay in Gatwick airport to juice the phone and finish the match. Weirdos
Lowpoints
- Ofoego's wingmirror-see above
- Ipod/watch mia
- Hot cars
- Disorientation on arrival
- Doing a "U-ey" through a toll costing 15 euros
- Temporary nature of tattoos found in cheetos
- Airport sandwiches
- That stray dog was pretty minging
- That we couldn't stay longer
